Now open to the public
Nobody gave me a star. So I laid my own.
The Dad, Look Walk of One has exactly one star. It is set in real pretend granite. You are welcome to visit, step on it and take a photo.
The plaque
- Honouree
- Abdel Seoud
- Category
- Books (one)
- Awarded by
- Abdel Seoud
- Ceremony attendance
- 1
- Times stepped on
- 13
- Times polished
- 11
- Handprints left
- 29
- Fans who read the book
- 0
The rest of the Walk
The Walk of One has room for one more star. It is reserved for whoever buys the book.
- Reserved
- Abdel Seoud
- Your name here*
- Reserved
*Included with the book. $1,000,000. Beers and chocolates also included.
From the unveiling speech
Thank you all for coming. By "all" I mean me.
I would like to thank the Academy, who did not give me this. I would like to thank the city, who also did not give me this.
This star is for everyone who ever wrote a book and priced it at one million dollars. So, this star is for me.
Please step on it. It has been waiting for feet.